Seguidores

lunes, 29 de noviembre de 2010

sábado, 27 de noviembre de 2010

"VISITA A LA FARMACIA"



Seller:           Hello there.

Customer:     Morning.

Seller:           Can i help you?

Customer:     Yes, i need condoms and fast please.

Seller:           Ok don´t worry, we have the best condoms.

Customer:     Perfect, please give me a box.

Seller:           Ok but also we have a good pill that increases your sexual potency.
                      Only you take 2 tabs every 8 hours for all your live.

Customer:    Oh!!! perfect, so also give me a box of those.

Seller:          Ok do you need anything else?

Customer:    No thank´s that´s all.

Seller:          Perfect.

Customer:    How much is it?

Seller:          It´s  $10.oo dollars.

Customer:    Perfect thank´s.

Seller:          Enjoy!!  (he winks at the customer)

Customer:    I do.

miércoles, 24 de noviembre de 2010

"CARTA PARA MI QUERIDA..."

Hello my darling.

I miss you so much.

I´m feel alone without you.

I need you, like the sunshine, and your eyes, hands and warm smile are my treasure and it´s hard to forget.

I can close my eyes but i can´t take my eyes off you.

I remember when i met you, you used walked in the rain,
i dont knew why, but now i understand that you were crying,
also i remember that you were acting as if you were lonely and hurt.
I want to stay with you and clean all yours tears.

Now, i will protect you from everything that make you hurt.

May be i will never understand what hapens but i don´t care
also may be not going to be perfect but i swear that i will
make you so happy. is my promise.

I hope you return.

I keep you locked in my mind until we meet again.

"MY POSIBLE FUTURE"

 I dream that someday I´will have a company
and I hope to work in a good company.



I expected to have a beautiful wife, who accept myself.


I plan to study a master in micro technology.


And after a Docorade In nanotechnology.


I wish to travel for the world. For know much places.


And my bigger wish is build a biomechanic machine . 


martes, 2 de noviembre de 2010

"DIA DE MUERTOS"

Day or the dead is very important.
Because this day we go to the graveyard to visit ours family and friends. 
We were gifts flowers and beautiful arrangements.
Every body remembers the goods moments that we lives.



 

Also we build a altar and in the night we dressed of dead and we collect candy's   


domingo, 31 de octubre de 2010

"PAST ME AND PRESENT ME"

                                                                               






DESCRIPTION: 
-short
-play with my marbles                                    
-play video games                                         
-imper active                                                
-creative                                                       
-a disaster boy    






 
















 DESCRIPTION:
 -tall

-brawn skin 
-play pool
-still play video games
-lazy
-with out creative
-still i´m disaster                                            


When i was little...


-I used to be small, now i´m big.


-I used to play  PS2
 today, i only have money for arcades.


-I used have a good phisical condition
 today, i´m lazy.


-I used to be funny
 now i´m boring. 

domingo, 24 de octubre de 2010

"EMINEM BIOGRAPHY"

Marshall Bruce Mathers III was born on the 17th October 1972, Kansas City, Missouri, USA. Son of a fifteen-year-old mother at the time of his birth and a father who left six month later never to return, Marshall spent his early childhood being shoved back and forth from Kansas City and Detroit. He settled on the Eastside of Detroit when he was 12. Switching schools every two to three months made it difficult to make friends, graduate and to stay out of trouble. Being a rap fan for most of his life, Marshall began rapping at the early age of 4. Rhyming words together, battling schoolmates in the lunchroom brought joy to what was otherwise a painful existence.

At the age of 14, he began to get very serious about his rapping but it wasn't until he was 17 that he actually made a name for himself, becoming M& M, which he would later respell as "Eminem". Being rejected by most fellow rappers because of his race, Marshall grew an anger that flows through his music to this day. After failing the 9th grade for three times in a row, he quit school, but remarks that he doesn't consider himself stupid and doesn't advise that people should follow his example. He says that it just wasn't for him. Forcing himself on radio shows, freestyle battles, Marshall threw himself head first into the rap game, where he was swallowed up most of the time. His very first album was titled "Infinite" and, while the album sold less than a thousand copies, it was the gearing up stages for the rapper who became a millionaire. It was then that his daughter, Hailie Jade Scott, was born on December 25th of 1995 with long time girlfriend Kim Scott. Having nothing to lose at all, flat broke and not knowing where he would be living the next week, Marshall set out to rant about life in general, the set quickly caught the ear of hip-hop's difficult-to-please underground. What came out of this was the Slim Shady EP, the early work for the later Dr. Dre revised Slim Shady LP. Down to nearly his last dime, he went into the 1997 Rap Olympics in Los Angeles, basically hoping to win the $1,500 cash price which he badly needed. After battling for an hour and throwing back every race diss thrown at him, Marshall made it to second place losing in a slip up. Furious that he had lost, Marshall didn't even notice that he had been spotted. In the crowd were a few producers from Interscope, and they were handed a copy of the "Infinite" tape by way of a demo. Dr. Dre got to hear it and eventually tracked him down. The two instantly hit it off, recording four songs in the their first six hours of working - three which made it to his first LP. After the album was finished, Dr. Dre asked Marshall to come work with him on his new album. He helped produce several tracks and was on the best songs of the album.

Now officially making it, Marshall and Dre set to make his second LP. The album became the Marshall Mathers LP and won 3 Grammies and was the first rap album ever to be nominated "Album of the Year", selling more than 8 million records in the United States alone. He also stunned critics when he shot down all homophobic remarks by performing "Stan" with Elton John. Currently working on his third LP, Em has made a movie, 8 Mile (2002), and has gone back and brought his friend with him; D-12. Though 2001 was a rough year for the rapper, being charged with weapon offenses, divorcing his wife, and almost going to prison, Marshall explains his life today in one word. "Claimer".