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domingo, 6 de febrero de 2011

THE DEATHLY HALLOWS

This is the story about the Peverell brothers.

Once upon a time, three magician brothers were walking trough a forest and they found a dangerous river, using their magical powers they made a bridge to get trough it. Then they stepped out with the death itself. Nobody had has been able to cross that river alive so the smart grim reaper made an offer to them.

DEATH: Congratulations my brave magicians, you have cheated on me, in reward i will give a wish to each one of you.

The older brother, who was very challenging said:

ANTIOCH: I want the most powerful magic wand, one that shall never lose a duel.

So the death made a wand with a near tree and gave it to him and let him go.
The middle brother wanted to humiliate the reaper and he asked:

CADMUS: I want the power to bring death people to life.

Then the reaper took a stone of the riverside and gave it the power to resuscitate, so she gave it to him and let him go.
So the youngest brother wiser than the others said:

IGNOTUS: I just want you to let me go and don't find me.

So the death cut a slice of her invisibility cape and gave it to ignotus.  

It didn't last long until the brothers started using their hallows.

ANTIOCH: Now that i have the most powerful wade on earth i can beat any magician in the world.

Antioch soon defeated a rival magician with the magic wade power, but that same night he was murdered and the wade was stolen. That was how death got back his fist soul.

CADMUS: Now, whit this stone's power i can finally bring back my beautiful wife to me.

Cadmu's bride was resuscitated.

BRIDE: Oh my dear!, we can be together once again this night, but since i don't belong to his world, you will lose me again the next morning.

The next morning Cadmu's couldn't stand his sorrow and he hanged himself, and that was how death got back his second soul

Although the death searched for the third brother she could not find him, until one day...

IGNOTUS: My son, use this cape when you feel like someone's watching you.

SON: Thank you father, now what you're going to do?

IGNOTUS: It's time for me to meet an old friend.

So death and the last brother disappeared in the twilight.

That was the story of the Peverell brothers.

sábado, 29 de enero de 2011

JONNI´S MENU

MARGARITA DE TUNA

  • 4 parts white tequila (2 oz.)
  • 2 parts cointreau  (1 oz.)
  • 2 parts prickly pear juice  (1 oz.)
  • 1 part lime juice (1 oz.)
  • Coarse salt
  • Lime wedge
Rub the lime wedge around the rim of a cocktail glass and dip the rim into a saucer of course salt. Combine the remaining ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice cubes and shake well. Strain into the chilled, salted cocktail glass.

VACACIONES DE INVIERNO

My winter vacation were very funny.

I went to many parties and visited to all my family, I haven´t time for visit to my friends but don´t care because see them after.

I discovered that my family is the best family of world because are very funnies y ever help us.

Also ate a great variety of food and delicious menu.

 

This vacations are my favorites because are a important date for all, and is my opportunity for see to all my family.  

CARTA PARA EL EDITOR

Dear editor piñero de la cuenca.

I great a great problem, every days when i walk for the street i am insulted for any peoples drunk and sometimes they have tried to fight with me.

Yesterday my friend was beat for someone crazy man and this person robbed his money, this is bad.

I need more security because i want to walk at any time of day, whit out fear to nothing, please listen my petition please.


thank you for your attention.

lunes, 29 de noviembre de 2010

sábado, 27 de noviembre de 2010

"VISITA A LA FARMACIA"



Seller:           Hello there.

Customer:     Morning.

Seller:           Can i help you?

Customer:     Yes, i need condoms and fast please.

Seller:           Ok don´t worry, we have the best condoms.

Customer:     Perfect, please give me a box.

Seller:           Ok but also we have a good pill that increases your sexual potency.
                      Only you take 2 tabs every 8 hours for all your live.

Customer:    Oh!!! perfect, so also give me a box of those.

Seller:          Ok do you need anything else?

Customer:    No thank´s that´s all.

Seller:          Perfect.

Customer:    How much is it?

Seller:          It´s  $10.oo dollars.

Customer:    Perfect thank´s.

Seller:          Enjoy!!  (he winks at the customer)

Customer:    I do.